This may seem like a silly BBM conversation between friends, but i'm sharing it because I think my girls will enjoy it.
Love, Nina oxox
Her: Girl I heard your interview with Bruno Mars, awesome!
Me: Thx, I was a little nervous.
Her: Didn't sound like it.
Me: Good! He's do-able. Made me nervous. We joked off air *sigh*
Her: hooker. You comin down for Halloween for sur?
Me: Yup! Back on Monday for work... you and XXXXX are coming to my mom's right?
Her: I think so. I've been tryin to back off of him a bit.
Me: WHAA?? Did you like break up?
Her: no, he just has issues going on with that bitch and i'm not trying to stress over it
Me: babymama dramz, ugh
Me: I'm sorry :(
Her: I'm cool, It's def irritated don't know how long we'll last
Me: um yeah - keep your head up mama
Her: what about you, you still seeing XXXXX??
Me: who? that fool is AWOL with his fine ass.
Her: you scared him
Her: Monster p**sy... you should wax or shave
Me: LMFAO I hate u
Her: no what happened?
Me: Honestly he's young and wants to do his playa playa thing and can't communicate with me. I'm like "we're grown, just be honest"
Her: I feel ya... what the f*ck is up with dudes? you have a job and a crib and a education and sense and you look good. hello? oh and your friends are hot ha!
Me: a. I have a dress from Bridget's for you by the way and b. i have NO FU*KING CLUE
Her: if it's not stupid drama with their babymama it's that they are BC
Her: a bad combo... broke and fine, rich and stupid, cute and lazy, got a big one and can't do nothing with it, girl please...
Me: LMFAO you whore
Her: Am I wrong?
Me: HELL NO, my fave is "acts like a girl and is so hot" just shut up you freakin whiner
Her: Man I miss you.
Me: I can't date anyone stupid or lazy or corny... they have to be fun and make me go "ooooh weee" hehe mishu too
Her: oooh weeeee chickadee
Me: seriously it's like i would totally love you if you do work and be a good man dipsh*t.. anyway...
Her: Hey how's Bob?
Me: Good. He showed me his banana at work.
Her: WTF is wrong with u guys LMFAO
Me: no he eats a banana on air and sometimes i see it hehe
Her: you're stupid
Me: I know
Her: so wait if you done with XXXXX who is this XXXXX dude?
Me: I am dating no one.
Her: you're being a skank is what you're saying - i aint mad
Me: no bitch, coochie cobwebs.
Me: XXXXXX is trying to be a pimp and XXXXX is a dumbass.
(me sends pic of XXXXXXX)
Her: DAAAYAAAMM! He's fine girl!!
Me: he's a dumbass.
Me: I'm chillin.
Her: on to the next!
Me: Let's get sushi that Saturday
Her: ok, let's ask your boy XXXXX to come! HAHAHA
Me: I really hate you.
Her: Call me after work.
Me: no youre a panini
Me: luv u